Welcome to the Utopia Project!

A message to Humans

      Why hello there human! It seems you've stumbled upon my very lovely site. Just hold on before you click somewhere else, yes, now pull that mouse back away from the back button or the links at the top and just read for a trifle moment. I promise I won't take up too much of your time. Now just sit there, and use that imagination of yours - got it turned on? Good. Now imagine world without hate, a world without crime, a utopia of infinite possibilities in free market trade, along with much more freedoms than your average dictatorship... How could this be possible? Read on you lucky viewer! Helping me is the answer you seek: I would be giving you your lives a whole new meaning, you could do and be what you wanted to be, not what society tells you day in and day out. Look at you. Running around all day trying to make ends meet trying to see the future come about in a brighter way while giving your government all your money, all your time, your very soul.
      Imagine a world of electric highways with cars zipping and zooming all around, with lovely little devices that make sure no one crashes and everyone is on time. Imagine a world with clean skies, with clean water, with clean food and enough for everyone... now look at your world today. Oceans filled with mercury, rivers sludgeing down the mountainside, and worst of all the air, the torrid air... your stifled economy will come to an end if you do not act.
      So how can you act? How can you help? How can you bring about this world change? Support the Jackuul Movement, support the site, and support me. Lets get a political effort going, and let us start the world takeover today! Or, you could just be the cow of a human I know most are, sit in front of the TV, and waste another year while crawling toward death.
      So what is my Utopian Project? It is simple; I will show you some of my largest (but by no means super-major-spifferiffic) plans as your new world leader and dictator. Oh yes, I know, such negative connotations from the word dictator... but I would actually be looking to make the word positive in current linguistic usage. However you could always call me - once I take power and such, and spread to you my utopian future "Papa Jackuul" or similar. It doesn't quite matter to me what you refer to me as... "Your Highness", "Exalted One", "Your Lordship", "Guy on the hill surrounded by an army", and of course "The Jackuul". I actually prefer that last one, and the one right before it. I do not like the idea of royalty... it bothers me to no end.
      Most of these ideas revolve around cheap power, betterment of trade, betterment of law enforcement, betterment in sociological conditions that surround the allied countries and the others within the new Jackuul Hegemony... quite simply I show you what I envision as a future I myself wish to live in, and what I myself wish to see occur rather than the current sorry state of affairs. Are you interested in learning more now? If you are, please click on any of the links at the top, or here. If not, well, have a good day in any case.