About the Utopia Project

Building a new world

      This project is very near and dear to my heart, as it is the perfect example of what I want to do, and will do, as your world ruler. You see, it is obvious to me that your scattered and fractured governments, your unfair laws, your constant garbage with alliances, well it's all really gone to hell in a hand basket rather quickly I should say. I mean, look at your world today! Mindless teenage robots who emulate the very bane of society with mock crimes and activities, world leaders who cannot tell the difference between nuclear and nukular, rouge nation states that are on a rampage with technological developments! Why, your world is going mad!
      People starving, countries under horrid lockdowns, freedoms of many being lost, look at this mess and this travesty you call... humanity. This is no more human than a bunch of ants after being sloshed with water running around madly. Your world... well, it has gone mad. It is bonkers. Do you see where I am coming from? Your trade policies are restrictive, cultures clash and are fed fodder for clashing by their governments so that those governments stay in power, your currencies are in constant flux from exchange rates based on fear! Do you not see how insane the world economy is when there is no equal and level playing ground? Free trade isn't just some little piddly poo doodad that people talk about - free trade is being able to exchange goods across all borders... but that is impossible with the world today.
      You see, ladies and gentlemen of earth, humanity has reached its peak. Unless there is change, it is all downhill from here on out. In fact, its been downhill for a while... I dare say devolution of the human species is true. You're all a bunch of fatties now, Agustus Gloops who cant keep their fingers off their little sugar snacks - and so are your governments, they cant keep their fingers off your money and out of your life.
      So how do we solve this problem?
      One unified world government under my stewardship. Why, you've never had a leader with a cleaner record than mine. Never inhaled - or tried - any substance, never had any mistresses lined up or skeletons in the closet, no dead friends under the floor of a random house, no fiscal scandal involving the pick pocketing of employees, no robotic implants... why, out of all the leaders this past century I might be the least prone to scandal - and I support the Green Bay Packers. Obviously there is a connection in there somewhere.
      If the governing bodies of the world were united in a new system, which is what I call the Jackuul Empire, there would be no more of this hosh-posh bickering between countries, an established world economic monetary system that had one standard, and I would insure that your lives are very well kept and responsibly insure each and every one of you have what you need to be somewhat 'happy' if you will. I will lift the strangles on an economy long blasted by woe of taxes that strangle it, I will cut back - in fact eliminate - all trade barriers to all Empire locations, and I will eliminate income taxes completely.
      Your social freedoms will increase dramatically as well. You can believe in whatever you want, have any religion you want (as long as its practices don't harm other humans) and you can basically live your personal life as you wish to. No one will tell you what you can and cannot do in your own home (unless it involves harming another human). You will be able to live life as you wish to live it, but I can only do it with your help. Please, take a look at the Codex at the various things I have written thus far.