Electric Future Vol.1 - Transportation
Part 1
Now to bring everything together for the final article that will sum up the energy policies, the transportation policies, the technological impacts and finally any loose ends or points of discussion about the Electric Future policy I will endorse as the Dictator of Earth. Before we delve into the topic I hope you do note that the means of accomplishment of these goals is in no way absolutely forbidden to contractors - it all depends on how I finally have the entire planet submit to my will - should the planet go quietly along with me there will be no problems and all of this will go smoothly... however the consequences for a long overdrawn battle for the conquest of earth might mean a lack of human labor force - hence I may need to create my own labor force and the humans shall not reap the benefits I would have otherwise bestowed upon them. It is blatantly apparent after these past few weeks; if not the past 22 years I have been on this wretched rock that many and most human being lack the ability to live together... Well, back to topic.
Firstly we will re-cover the technological aspects needed. We have all the technology we need today to carry out this task and great construction for the benefit of mankind and the environment NOW. The only prospective technological advancements needed would be the Fusion reactor - but this would only cut costs and is not essential. We can wait. Another item of interest would be the network capabilities of a highway system that uses millions of IP addresses. This has already been addressed by IPv6. You see, IPv6 has an exponentially large amount of IP addresses compared to IPv4. If all else fails we will make a new protocol called HIPv2, and it will be fully capable of a number with so many zeroes it could reach the moon and back on paper. The highway will also use current transmission technologies that allow more than several gigabytes of information to be transferred... using optical systems or just using a different type of transmission media available today will ensure no bandwidth clogs never happen. This technological demand should be noted.
Transportation will be safer than ever before! Humans will no longer be in control, and a rail system will immediately reduce highways deaths. With a fully capable computerized network that uses predictive, preventative, preemptive and smart technologies with over thirty built in fail safes for every computer with backup computers (due to load sharing amongst each highway computer) there will be no more accidents involving 30 car pile ups, no more tragedies, no more deaths every day. The fact the system will completely compensate for any loss including power insures life against death and ensures that there will be no accidental fatalities from reckless driving. The vehicles will be built in a fashion that will prevent death at speeds in excess of 250 miles per hour, and that means infant fatalities too. The days of a meat grinder roadway that millions use each year, and thousands die on each year, will be over.
The entire impact of the need of all the technology and construction required will bring about a new and improved workforce. The human race will be more skilled in the labor force, better standards of living will exist because of the mass employment and incomes that are generated - the entire economy will boom in the world wide 3 year project! Yes, 3 years. How? I will employ BILLIONS of human beings on this, I will have the economy running at the hottest levels than ever before, billions will be trained in one skill or another by the training force and inspectors will ensure a safe and absolutely capable working environment. The entire species will benefit from the effects of a cleaner environment and the costs will be offset easily by the increased commerce when the project is finished. Businesses will have the ability to ship faster than ever before with personal carriers, and using the train system which will be overhauled (see Electric Future Vol3 Mass Transit). When the job of this is over - you might think there'd be mass unemployment and the overheating of the market will cause a worldwide depression. You'd be wrong for two reasons - firstly I have another project (actually several) and secondly I will enforce the economy at gunpoint if I have to. Who said fear doesn't pay?
This entire electric system will completely destroy the slick gripping spears of the oil companies on the world, and they will fade away. I will no longer have a challenger from them, I won't be threatened by them and I will no longer need to worry about the entire world flooding - because global warming will end. After this I will demand the growth of more trees or bamboo to be used for ethanol production - also we will NOT be enforcing some crazy idea about "One Sheet per Trip to the Washroom" as the insane Crow said we should. One of the major focuses of my dictatorship will be the worldwide distribution of toilet paper. It is the greatest invention of mankind, and I dare anyone to challenge that - and if they do, I certainly will not shake their hand.
Well in closing, I hope you enjoyed the idea; it would help save the planet you live on, and improve the world's overall quality of life from Africa to Asia to both Americas and Europe - Australia too. Everyone wins, even you! Highways and byways electrified at day and lit by wireless lights by night, who would have ever though the roads could be used in such a way this day? Remember, you can help me take over the world! Join the forum, post, get involved! Spread the policies and ideas!
Signed - Yinepu Jackuul, S.W.B. Future World Dictator